When I was tiny, mom gave me baby food
It was very tasty, with all of the food groups
Then one day, she made me a plate of bacon
It was love at first bite.  Where have you been all my life?
Bacon, bacon

Bacon for breakfast, bacon for lunch, bacon for dinner,
eatin' bacon for brunch.  Bacon at midnight,
eating bacon all night, I will eat all this bacon myself

Years went by.  Some things changed.
But others stayed the same.  Now I only eat bacon
When I went to college, it was weird
No one wanted to be my friend
Everybody stared at me in the cafeteria

Bacon for breakfast, bacon for lunch, bacon for dinner,
eatin' bacon for brunch.  Bacon at midnight,
eating bacon all night, I will eat all this bacon alone...

alone...
alone...
alone...
I really should go for a jog

When I was tiny, mom gave me baby food
It was very tasty, with all of the food groups
Now I lay here in a hospital bed
I ate too much bacon.  It made me feel very lousy,
but I still want bacon

Bacon for breakfast, bacon for lunch, bacon for dinner,
eatin' bacon for brunch.  Bacon at midnight,
eating bacon all night, I will eat all this bacon...
eat all this bacon...I will eat all this bacon myself