Brush your teeth before you go to bed (and floss!)
Brush your teeth before you go to school (in the morning!)
Brush your teeth before you go to bed (and floss!)
Brush your teeth before you go to work (when you’re old!)

Hark!  There’s a simple thing that you should do to keep the plaque monster from visiting you.  First, brush your teeth every morning and once again right before bedtime.

Now, let’s talk about the right way to brush.  First, use a soft toothbrush and fluoride toothpaste.  Then, brush nice and light, make little circles for at least two minutes.  Hit every spot.

I am the plaque monster, and I would much prefer it if you did not brush!