Punk Rock Planets Song

Hello

Mercury and Venus, Earth and Mars
Jupiter and Saturn - those are the big ones
Uranus and Neptune, but not Pluto
Those are the planets
 
Mercury is the little planet that's closest to the sun
It only takes 88 days for Mercury to orbit the sun
Now Venus is a beautiful planet, but it's too hot to live there
Egg!
 
The Earth is a beautiful planet.  It's where you live
Mars: boring!  Nothing to do
Jupiter's big - so big!
And Saturn's got all the pretty rings
 
Uranus is a pretty blue planet that spins funny
Neptune is now the last planet
Neptune is now the last planet
Oh, Pluto, why!