Hey, batter, batter.  Hey, batter, batter
Swing, batter, batter.  Hey, batter, batter

Mickey Mantle had very bad, very bad knees
Mookie hits the ball.  Oh, please...
Buck O'Neal nods his head and turns towards the flag,
and Vin Skully walks to his chair

At the crack of the bat, everybody stands
It is going away.  Gone
Hey, batter, batter.  Hey, batter, batter
Swing, batter, batter.  Hey, batter, batter

Tyrus Cobb had a demon inside of him
Pete Rose is running on fire
A-Rod somehow could never seem to win the crowd,
and Kirby Puckett was always my favorite

At the crack of the bat, it is going away.  
Griffey's covering ground like no one else

Hey, batter, batter.  Hey, batter, batter
Swing, batter, batter.  Hey, batter, batter
Hey, batter, batter.  Hey, batter, batter
Swing, batter, batter.  Hey, batter, batter

At the crack of the bat, everybody stands
It is going away.  Gone

Hey, batter, batter.  Hey, batter, batter
Swing, batter, batter.  Hey, batter, batter